shoo

 Once, and once, and once, and long, long ago. So far in the past that if you were there then, you could not be here now. And if you are here now, then you could not be there then. And if by some miracle and chance most fae you came to be there then and the here and now, why you'd be so long in tooth as to use thet tooth as a cane, and the lines in your face would be like the back of the world. There was at thet time in Ireland, a great hobby of the naming of Kings, never was there a land more full of the deevils! Thicker then the trees in thet Bleck Forest in Germany they were! And so it came to pass that finally, sick to deeth of this mad